Bite Down on Crime | Sorcery | | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. This spell costs {2} less to cast if evidence was collected. (To collect evidence 6, exile cards with total mana value 6 or greater from your graveyard.)
Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. | Mike Bierek
3.5 LSV
Pick Your Poison | Sorcery | | Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices an artifact.
• Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying. | Julia Metzger
0.5 LSV
Slime Against Humanity | Sorcery | | Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity. | Brent Hollowell
0.0/3.0 LSV
They Went This Way | Sorcery | | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") | Andreas Zafiratos
2 LSV