Anoint with Affliction | Instant | | Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less.
Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters. | David Astruga
4.0 LSV
Offer Immortality | Instant | | Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) | A. M. Sartor
2.5 LSV